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Watch: Star Wars got an all-star Bad Lip Reading treatment. It’s hilarious.

Alex Abad-Santos
Alex Abad-Santos is a senior correspondent who explains what society obsesses over, from Marvel and movies to fitness and skin care. He came to Vox in 2014. Prior to that, he worked at The Atlantic.

Resisting Star Wars is futile. There are Star Wars oranges. There is Star Wars makeup. There is even Star Wars coffee creamer. And now there is a Star Wars edition of Bad Lip Reading.

Because the release of Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens is such a special occasion, the team at BLR assembled an all-star cast to give the franchise the Bad Lip Reading treatment it deserves. Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader all lend their voices to the cause.

The clip reveals what Darth Vader texts to Leia, where R2D2 gets his fear of Luke, and that Han Solo apparently likes to hoard fireworks, grilled meat, and monkeys in bottles. It isn’t supposed to make sense, but somehow it sort of does. Although that could just be the Star Wars overload talking.

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